Wednesdays

Wednesday hump day
wrap my legs around
the middle of the workweek
falling falling falling down
down to the weekend
clench my fist around
water passes; pissing on the ground.

a posted message
week's 'bout to begin
chest tightens 'round
another blue day again.

middle of the workweek.
Wednesday, pass the piss around
tattoo my skull humping
her coyote teasing frown
dry predictions of good things to come
falling, falling, falling, falling down.

solution to the workweek
pass that piss around
Grand Piano
falling falling falling down

face planted in the workday
accordion-man limps towards payday
trapped between frames
of a minimalist heyday

represent what's cold
pass out all around
represent what's fine
pass that piss around
tell me again, what's been told.
why you're so cold

Wednesday's meant to carry on.

Wednesday's been around.

Wednesdays eat my day.

eat my day....


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Baalzebub Jones

Baalzebub Jones sat on a throne
and nursed a hurting grin
spent years on his thesis
about spine molds and greases
then let the dogs curtsey and grin
dogs like to curtsey and grin

Baalzebub Jones ate the bones of young elvis
and sold his houses for vomit
spent the remains on a pizza
made with virtue and nietzche
then knelt to lick spit off of chrome
he liked to lick spit off of chrome

and he said let's dance
herd your spit to the ranch
save your arms in a chest
spend millions on rest

his mother called to get his name
his brother sold his face on a game
his sister bought the library and burned all the books with shame
burned all the books with shame

Baalzebub Jones made of weasels and stones
gestured all to come on in
I'll verify you can park
overlooking moons in the dark
where dogs will gnaw on your bones
dogs like to gnaw on your bones

Baalzebub Jones kept his lungs near the phone
and ached to shrug off ruin
savoured tabouli and fries
matched his boots with his eyes
accessorized wit with high finance
high infidelitous finance

Baalzebub Jones sat on a throne
and nursed a hurting grin
spent years on his thesis
about spine molds and greases
then let the dogs curtsey and grin
dogs like to curtsey and grin

dogs like to curtsey and grin
dogs like to curtsey and grin
dogs like to gnaw on your bones

come on everybody
go home


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Cats

I wrote this for a band called 'Congested Karl Malden'


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I thawd I thaw a sextet scream

sex-test sextet weave and moan
sexiest sex-tested sextet blowin' bones

suck the marrow from my femur baby
twist my spine out of shape
beat me sexless with the dried bone baby
cause my death braid my nape

sexiest cistern sextet splash and dive
sex-tested sinister sextet has arrived

slick the hair back from my crushed-skull baby
crack my back bleeding
scrape the bone-reed staccato knuckles feint
rinsed breath tactic flak-jacket (torn mask jack-off)
chewed without grapes chosen twisted schism sod-off

sexist sex-tested sextet bleed from stones
censored sestet sex-test paid for with moans

percussion-cough permission lost
advance on Moscow count the cost
nine-hundred and thirty reeds tweeting
send fire-trucks to Alexandria's lost
pharoah stan gerry john charlie and don
dead all dead we miss them most.


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Bones

Fun till the Clown came home
When they shot my old man down
I'll remember that day on my own

The meadow in the sunset sounds
The hurdygurdy candycane
Hide in the bunker at night

The skeleton's refrain:

I'm gonna dance till my bones fall off
dance till my bones fall off
dance till my bones fall off
dance till my bones fall off
dance till my bones fall off.


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